Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

CG's cat's like lightning, infact a little bit frightening - but it fights with expert timing.

 

[colly]

ACP is a funky Chinaman from funky Chinatown

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Not that Colly is very particular about his back lawn, but he trims it every evening with a pair of scissors and does the edging with a pair of nail clippers. He is the only member of the household allowed to walk on it, and only when wearing his softest slippers.

 

[Cheddar George]

Toshiba Boys front garden has a centre parting !!

 

[Archie_tect]

Cheddar George has seen the light.

 

[Rapples]

Archie Tect is still trying to get the band back together

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rapples isn't known as "Tailwind Charlie" for nothing.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TB's favourite film is Carry on Columbus. He's seen it 63 times.

 

[accountantpete]

Mr P has bought every Millers Guide To Collectables since 1981 to see if his Mike and Bernie Winters mug is finally worth something.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP is a noted forger. At the moment he's honing his Edvard Munch style, to be honest, he's having a right old Scream.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB has a Constable in his shed... ever since the break-in when he saw his van go.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's been trying to sell his unmade bed, no takers so far.

 

[Ludwig]

Toshiba Boy went into Wells Cathedral and got done for bleach of the priest

 

[Shaun]

Ludwig keeps a dolphin in an underground swimming pool underneath his house and feeds it on stolen fish from the local Pets 'r' Us shop!!

 

[Speicher]

Admin went to the Dolphin shop, but could not find any at all in the baths.