Post a lie about the poster above.

[Allirog]

Hover Fly will demonstrate how to walk on water at Christmas when his next bath is due.

 

[TVC]

Allirog will shower tonight, if the forecast is right and it rains.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC has decided that starting today, every Wednesday he will conduct his day in the manner of a children's nursery rhyme.

Unfortunately, he hasn't told his work colleagues, who are totally bemused by his Little Bo Peep outfit.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Toshiba Boy only has 5 years before he can become Toshiba Man

 

[Hover Fly]

Fishy was going to have a bath last night but some ******** had pinched the bucket off the village well.

 

[Archie_tect]

HF has only mastered two commands in his model helicopter training... it will continue to cost him a fortune until he learns "Land".

 

[accountantpete]

HF's best mate is a guy called Gort.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Accountantpete wishes he had a best mate

 

[Cheddar George]

AFS lives in a small village in South Wales where tinned peaches are used as currency.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AFS lives in a small village in South Wales where tinned peaches are used as currency.

Tinned peaches! Cheddar George dreams of such luxuries. He did see a tin of baked beans once, he even got to touch the label.

 

[Ludwig]

Toshiba Boy has ten tins of beans and a lentil curry before a bike ride because someone told him it was best to cycle with the wind

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Toshiba Boy has ten tins of beans and a lentil curry before a bike ride because someone told him it was best to cycle with the wind

Ludwig get his name because he is a Luddite and wears a Wig.

 

[colly]

I

 

[accountantpete]

IOU £15

and then only partly deleted his original work.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly always types deeply thoughtout posts.