Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Speicher returned her dolphin because it wasn't fit for porpoise.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Admin went to the Dolphin shop, but could not find any at all in the baths.

Speicher Cheddar George loves nothing better than a good soak in the bath. However, the salesman keeps asking her him to kindly put her his clothes back on, as the taps aren't actually connected, ......."oh and you're also causing a bit of commotion among the other shoppers everytime you come in and do this".

 

[Archie_tect]

TB will insist on using the display WC in Homebase's window.

 

[accountantpete]

Archies mistaken usage of till roll rather than toilet roll was priceless.

 

[Archie_tect]

Archies mistaken usage of till roll rather than toilet roll was priceless.

ACP takes a bucket of water into his local B+Q to achieve a proper flush....

 

[Dayvo]

Archie(bald) and his equally goody goody twin brother, Ferdinand, have their own band. They go by the name of The Self-Righteous Brothers.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo and his brother are Oslo's leading Cheeky Girl tribute act. So convincing are they, that they have several strange Liberal MPs showing an unhealthy interest.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC hasn't really bought a powerful telescope just to 'observe' his tasty neighbour over the road through the window.

 

[colly]

Dayvo used to have a couple of 'tasty' neighbours. Not anymore though..............think chianti and fava beans.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly can hear a pin drop.

 

[TVC]

Everyone can hear Archie drop one.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC's are known as crackatoa's as they can be heard several miles away.

 

[Allirog]

Why do accountantpete's farts smell ? For the benefit of the deaf.

 

[Archie_tect]

Allirog paints his toenails red and hides in cherry trees.

 

[Hover Fly]

Tomorrow Archie will have one more go at walking on water and if it doesn't work he's giving up.