Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Archie is a direct decendant of Joseph Pujol the famed French flatulist, or fartiste, stage name Le Petomane.

Archie believes in keeping with tradition.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly "broke wind" for his House at school. He specialised in the "Flame" section, winning many trophies and or or two singed buttocks in the process.

 

[Cheddar George]

Some of TB's farts have broken records ........... the man in the record shop was not happy about it.

 

[Melonfish]

Cheddar George's record "I am the one and only - a serious of chesney hawks covers with theramin accompanyment" was amongst the records in the record shop TB's farts destroyed.
thankfully this was the last known copy, when played dogs within a 500m radius were known to repeatedly bash their skulls against a solid object until either the music stopped or their life did..

 

[Speicher]

Melonfish keeps losing his G string.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Speicher thought that she had tawny owls in her garden until she bought a 'bird watchers guide'. Turned out they were house sparrows

 

[thehairycycler]

Speicher was stopped going through customs and a bag search uncovered Melonfish's G-string, a full cavity search was not required

 

[thehairycycler]

bugger too slow

 

[Mr Phoebus]

bugger too slow

THC knows that this delays the inevitable.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mr Phoebus would like to point out this is not an instruction... not this time.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Archie really hates it oop north. Wishing he was situated in the east end quaffing jellied eels.

 

[Speicher]

Mr Phoebus does not frequent his local pub, which is called the "Very Large Owl".

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Speicher has mastered being able to turn her head like an owl. So much so that her friends have named her the Exorcist.

 

[Dayvo]

Mr Phoebus develops a nervous cough when waiting for something to happen.

He's known in other circles, posher than this, as Mr Expectorant.

 

[accountantpete]

When Dayvo has a break he has a Kit e Kat.