Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Colly should know that I'm already well hung

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Whereas Colly only received a Fine. To be honest he was expecting at least a Well Done!

 

[TVC]

Tosh has the confident gait of a man with a properly organised tool cabinet.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC has a kissing gate.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect has recently become unhinged.

This is as a result of visiting five bars.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher has been seen loitering with intent round at TVC's house.

 

[TVC]

Archie's intentions are always clear.

 

[colly]

TVC is a guy who has it pegged.

 

[Speicher]

Colly has usually pegged out by 9 o'clock. He puts the washing machine on very early in the morning.

 

[TVC]

Speicher whittles her own pegs from broom handles.

 

[Speicher]

TVC is very good with brooms.


His youngest grandchild great nephew is impressed with the noises he makes when playing with his Dinky cars.

bbbrrrroooom brrooom

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is daft as a brush.

 

[Speicher]

ACP is just like Basil, faulty!

 

[colly]

Speicher's thyme has come.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Pets Win Prizes was hastily pulled off air after Mad Doug Biker,disguised as a naked man-pet, went on the show and waggled his tail at Dale Winton.

But that's true! and I got 200 hours of Community Service, putting 'Cycle Lane' sign posts slap bang in the middle of said lanes.

Speicher's thyme has come.

Colly once tried to get a part as an extra in a certain popular T.V. soap by bribing them with some of his best dog biscuits. In fact, it could be said that he gave a Corri'ander.

Colly however was ejected from Granada Studios by security. A Colly'ander if you will.