Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

At the same time, WJS was playing naked submarines in the deep end. He gave a shout of 'Up Periscope!' just before he was hauled from the water and ejected from the lido.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC stole the periscope from USS Stingray so he could peep over his neighbour's hedge.

 

[Speicher]

Andy R has seen a red October, so he is going to start hunting for one again.

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher has an injunction out against Alec Baldwin who was stalking her (allegedly)

 

[Speicher]

Andy R knows the Boot is on the other foot.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has fired off a few torpedoes in her time.

 

[wildjetskier]

Alec Baldwin has in turn taken an injunction out against The Velvet Curtain for using the periscope as "another use apart from its legitimate one". Speicher is heartbroken

 

[TVC]

WJS has more in common with Mike Baldwin than Alec Baldwin.

 

[wildjetskier]

My father, Mike Baldwin snr, informs me that TVC is my half brother, his mother is the Kurdistani heavyweight wrestling champion 1956-1964

 

[Speicher]

Sean Connery taught Wildjetskier how to ski.

 

[TVC]

Speicher taught Ursula Andress how to walk out of the sea.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher has never liked yoghurt.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC had to have a toss up over which poster adourned his wall: Speicher or Ursula Andress.

 

[Andy_R]

Dayvo just had to have a toss up

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Andy_R is currently posing for photos to become the face of Cycle Chat.