Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Wildjetskier would like to be Lady Penelope's chauffeur.

 

[accountantpete]

Wildjetskier would like to be Lady Penelope's chauffeur.

Speicher could pull a few strings and arrange that.

 

[wildjetskier]

AP is no dummy, he knows where his bread is buttered, usually in his dungeon with warm lard and gooseberries. He is the missing Tracey

 

[Rapples]

AP is no dummy, he knows where his bread is buttered, usually in his dungeon Anderson shelter with warm lard and gooseberries. He is the missing Tracey

FTFY

WJS likes nothing more than relaxing on a sandy shore, however he is just a puppet on a string

 

[TVC]

Rapples is banned from sunbathing on the beach. Last time he tried it the Coast Guard and RSPCA were called in case the rest of the pod beached themselves, it took quite some time for them to realise their mistake.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is accusing Rapples of being fat on porpoise.

 

[TVC]

Can Pete's support hold him in? Corset can.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug, being the founder and only member of the Noel Edmunds fan club, is considering faking a bad case of Pulsating Piles just so he can lie on the treatment couch while gogeous Noel the vet gives him a full rectal examination.

Erm, that ISN'T a lie

AFS doesn't need lycra or a helmet to pull the birds.

http://www.telegraph...1.html?image=24

I don't care if she hasn't been to the tanning salon, give me Miss Tyrone ANY day


.....Actually, it may be just from the way she's walking (or more likely, it is my incredibly dirty mind), but does Miss Kildare (furthest right) have a cameltoe??


Some of them certainly look like they have seen more pricks than a dart board anyway.

AFS is actually scary spice

Andy is actually the often forgotten about 6th Spice Girl,

'Old Spice'.

BOOM BOOM!!

Thankyou, thankyou! I'll be here all week!

Rapples is banned from sunbathing on the beach. Last time he tried it the Coast Guard and RSPCA were called in case the rest of the pod beached themselves, it took quite some time for them to realise their mistake.

Can Pete's support hold him in? Corset can.

It is a little known fact, but TVC still wears a girdle and suspenders.

 

[Rapples]

Mad Doug Biker is a girlie, just like his dear Papa

 

[Dayvo]

Rapples likes to hang around in bras.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dayvo once tried to cook Chestnuts on a Bassiere.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB prefers to roast his chestnuts on an open fire.

 

[Dayvo]

AT plays conkers with young schoolboys, but only aims at their knuckles and fingers, and with his specially baked-in-the-microwave demon conker.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AT plays conkers with young schoolboys

Attending the Malmo (Correctional) School For Boys, Dayvo and his class mates used to conquer each other every day in the showers and at night once the lights went out.

It is why he's such an upstanding, model citizen now.

 

[Dayvo]

MDB is applying to said school, as he believes he has the right 'entry' qualifications.