Post a lie about the poster above.
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wildjetskier
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TVC has a massive Gene pool unfortunately his waist is now a 48" and he cant wear any
Mad Doug Biker
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In TVC's, you can very often get all 26 of your toes wet.
The same is true with wildjetskier, and his washing machine often isn't big enough, but he doesn't care, he just bungs demin anyway.
Mad Doug Biker
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TVC thinks he's psychic, but is in fact, just septic.
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
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Whilst TVC professes to love women, we all know about THAT poster of Patrick Swayze that he has.
Mad Doug Biker
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TVC was in third place during that competition, but got a little bit too excited and followed through, meaning he had to 'retire'. That's why there were only two contenders left in the entire competition.
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
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When TVC minced his pies, many of us observing winced
Mad Doug Biker
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I'm not saying that TVC's family were poor, but one week, all they had to eat was fuzzy felt.
At least they all felt warm and fuzzy inside afterwards (as the long outlawed chemicals in the colouring stated to take effect).
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
When TVC woke up this morning he felt a bit fuzzy. It's all the fault of Merlot.
Mad Doug Biker
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Speicher doesn't realise that after eating all that fuzzy felt as a kid, there is an actual physical reason why TVC is called The Velvet Curtain.
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