Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rapples]

WJS is known locally as Penis Clap Trap

 

[Speicher]

Rapples knows that the penis mightier than the sword.

 

[Theseus]

Speicher was most disappointed when she visited www.penisland.net

 

[Hover Fly]

Touche 'phones his landline from his mobile, just to make it look like someone wants to speak to him.

 

[TVC]

HF is not gender confused

 

[Hover Fly]

Velvie is gander confused. He took a male goose home for Xmas dinner only to be told by Mrs. Curtain to go and swop it for a female.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

When there's a crowd HF likes nothing more than a good goose.

 

[TVC]

When Mrs P finds out what Mr P was doing last night his goose is cooked.

 

[Archie_tect]

Duck TVC.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie had to have a gander at what he was doing.

 

[colly]

Rapples knows that the penis mightier than the sword.

That may be true but you try cutting someone's head off with one.


Archie had a gander once. The judge was appalled and gave him 3 months.

 

[TVC]

Colly triad to do an impression of an American singer once by putting a live goose in a microwave. "Bill Withers" he shouted. The RSPCA were called.

 

[wildjetskier]

TVC, i better you all didn't know is Leicester's most expensive lawyer. His best client came in to his office yesterday and declared" Mr Velvet Curtain, do you know what a goose can do, but a duck cant, but you should" No Mr VC said, the client replied "Stick your bill up your Ar**"

 

[accountantpete]

WJS won the 2009 'most contrived joke insertion into a PMQ response' award.

 

[colly]

Mrs ACP is very well acquainted with joke insertions.