Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
HF doesn't like to type cast people until they type. Then he gets rather loud about people stating things aloud.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Andy is at the stage where he is reading out loud and pointing to the word. He has a 'word tin', and tries ever so hard, but unfortunately, the local Education Autority thinks that a 48 year old man still being in Primary One is just creepy and downright wrong, so he has been told to go home and stand in the corner until someone comes to tell him to come back. He's waiting patiently, schoolbag in one hand, lunchbox in the other.
When he grows up, he wants to be a racing car.
When he grows up, he wants to be a racing car.
wildjetskier
Active Member
- Location
- Ascot
MDB is Supernanny's (Jo Frost) naughtiest boy, he loves being sent to the naughty step and is often seen sitting for hours dreaming about Jo and her stern punishment .........When MDG grows up he wants to be Jo Frost
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Dayvo got four yesses in yesterday's Oslo X-Factor heat.
He's already met 1 of them in the Thor Theat Bar to see how the relationship develops.
He's already met 1 of them in the Thor Theat Bar to see how the relationship develops.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
AT doethn't like riding in the rain ath he alwayth geth thaddle thore.
Ludwig
Hopeless romantic
- Location
- Lissingdown
Dayvo thinks horse raddish sauce is made from real horses
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
No need to mention where Ludwig thinks tiger nuts come from.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Dayvo refuses to even buy Nobby's Nuts, and proceeds to tell everyone in earshot in a very loud voice that he isn't gay you know!
The Oslo version of Gaydar will tell you something totally different however.
The Oslo version of Gaydar will tell you something totally different however.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
MDB beat Roddy McDowell to play the part of Gaylon in 'Planet of the Apes' but turned the part down as the role was far too straight.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Dayvo's real name is actually Gaylord McHumpin
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
accountantpete
OAP
TVC's "Dual Pivot" was much in demand from cheap porno film producers.
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