Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
ACP is rubbery.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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accountantpete
OAP
Archie is your flexible friend.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
AP has just taken the Guinness Book of Records double record for nose-picking.
He emptied both nostrils in under 23 seconds, but, more importantly, had a combined weight totalling 0.3 of a kilo.
He emptied both nostrils in under 23 seconds, but, more importantly, had a combined weight totalling 0.3 of a kilo.
Mr Phoebus
New Member
Dayvo likes to shout DAYVO instead of Day-o to the bananana boat song.
Cheddar George
oober member
- Location
- Location: Location
Mr P has grown a fine handle bar moustache which he waxes daily .......... strangely it is not on his face.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Cheddar George has an inner tube which he can inflate at will.
Mr Phoebus
New Member
Archie stretches an inner tube over himself to resemble a mankini.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Anyone got a 700x38 in exchange for Mr.P's 700x23 to cover his embarrassment?
accountantpete
OAP
When Archie phoned to say he'd be late as he was fixing Mr P's puncture I though nothing of it... until now!
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Inexplicably, AP doesn't need anything other than his own mouth to inflate his tyres to the max.
He puts it down to the technique he developed from his trumpet-playing days, but we all know better, don't we, boys and girls!
He puts it down to the technique he developed from his trumpet-playing days, but we all know better, don't we, boys and girls!
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Dayvo is very proud of his new fetish outfit made entirely of old road bike tyres.
He's now working on a real hard core
version made from mtb tyres.
The third and final outfit will use hybrid bike tyres, for when he can't quite decide which way to swing.
He's now working on a real hard core
version made from mtb tyres.
The third and final outfit will use hybrid bike tyres, for when he can't quite decide which way to swing.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Tosh has a yearning for a pint of Strongbow... he claims he fights it but we know.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Talking of Strongbow, AT is the current president of The Archers' Fan Club (northern division).
accountantpete
OAP
Dayvo has been shopping in the transfer window.
He should get a tattoo like a proper man.
He should get a tattoo like a proper man.
Dayvo's application to join The Archers Fan Club (Northern Division) was turned down.
1. His first name was Darrow not Arrow
2. Although he was a Fletcher he had no idea how to make arrows.
3. It wasn't a night club in Wigan
He wrote this song about it
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]View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mixaK1tgdSw[/media]
Edit:
And accountantpete doesn't like windows so he's stuck an Apple transfer onto his PC. It doesn't fool anyone
1. His first name was Darrow not Arrow
2. Although he was a Fletcher he had no idea how to make arrows.
3. It wasn't a night club in Wigan
He wrote this song about it
[media]
]View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mixaK1tgdSw[/media]
Edit:
And accountantpete doesn't like windows so he's stuck an Apple transfer onto his PC. It doesn't fool anyone
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