Post a lie about the poster above.

[Ludwig]

On the club ride rapples has to stop at the florist so he has something in hand for the bunch sprint

 

[Rapples]

Ludwig is known as the Scarlet Pimpernel the club run because they can never find him.

They seek him here, they seek him there, those bikie's seek him everywhere,

Is he in heaven, is he in hell, that damned elusive pimpernel.

 

[accountantpete]

Rapples is known as The Black Fingernail - what an Ffing character.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP tells everyone he's got fistfight bruising but you can read "Engaged' in reverse on his forehead.

 

[Speicher]

On the club ride rapples has to stop at the florist so he has something in hand for the bunch sprint

 

[Rapples]

Speicher thinks she's the fastest sprinter in her club, as she's always first in the bunch sprint.

Despite her barely exceeding 10mph, she still hasn't realised it's because she has a lovely arse

 

[Archie_tect]

Rapples is blatantly lying his socks off: Speicher never bares anything, neither is she in the club... however...

 

[Rapples]

Archie tect is clearly no Babe Magnet, or he'd know Speicher goes commando and is willing to risk it for a Swisskit

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rapples is an avid collector of Betamax recordings of 1970's chocolate commercials.

His doorbell chime is to the tune "Nuts! Whole hazelnuts, Cadbutys take them and cover them in chocolate!".

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba knows that a lady loves Black Magic and Ferrero Rocher and Lindt and Maltesers and Cromwells.


Please note Cromwells is my favourite.

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher is just waiting for her invitation to the ambassador's reception

 

[Speicher]

Andy always wanted to be a Diplomat, but he failed the entrance exam. So he is now just a doormat.





Entrance? Door?

 

[TVC]

Speicher knows where the exit is. However the stewardesses keep telling her that they can manage the safety briefing, so 'please sit down and fashen your belt'.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC's "Fly me to the moon" last night, was the best his shower curtain has ever heard, of was it the least worst.

 

[Rapples]

Toshiba Boy tells people Simon Cowell said his singing was "Out of this World"

When what he really said was, "It's like nothing on Earth"