Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

TVC painted his house, inside and out in 'Cartland Pink'.

 

[Ludwig]

Colly is on the next series of Celibate Big Brother

 

[Rapples]

Ludig wanted to be a Monkey when he grew up he loved the TV show and thought it would help him get more girls. Unfortunately his career advisor was a priest so he ended up in a monastery

 

[TVC]

Rapples has spent the day wondering what colour a Smurf goes if you choke it.

 

[colly]

TVC knows what happens when you choke your monkey

 

[Rapples]

Mrs colly's got nothing against oral sex, she just doesn't like it rammed down her throat

 

[Speicher]

After last night's marriage proposal, Rapples has invited me to join him in his bed
















fordshire home.

 

[Rapples]

Speicher is such a tease, but she knows the best way to get over a man, is to get under another

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rapples always finding the right rythym difficult






























his choice of gearing can be a little off.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy is fond of the occasional grey earl.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

In hindsight, AP feels his full face tattoo may have been a bit of a mistake.

 

[colly]

Toshiba Boy.............except Friday nights out on the pull when it's............. Hitachi Girl

 

[Rapples]

colly's eyes watered when it finally dawned on him why Hitachi Girl walked like a woman, but talked like a man.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Last time Rapples was in London, a woman walked up to him and asked him to dance, he asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said.....Colly, lalalala Colly....

 

[Rapples]

Toshiba Boy is "A Well Respected Man" who's head of "The Village Green Presevation Society" he's often awake "All Day And All Of The Night" he claims to be "A Dedicated Follower Of Fashion" but I think he's just Kinky