Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

Colly did the same thing once, but realised, when his eyes didn't water, that he was supposed to pluck his own hair.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Andy R knows a song about plucking...

http://www.users.glo...ntor01/song.htm

 

[Toshiba Boy]

PS is addicted to grass. He cuts his lawn at least twice a day.

 

[colly]

Tosh has gone to seed. It's time he was put out to grass.

 

[wildjetskier]

Colly tried some grass last week, it just turned him into a blithering giggling fool who ate too many mars bars and cheese and onion crisps......so really it had no effect on him

 

[Kleban]

Wildjetskier had to have all his electrical appliances PAT Tested - so he lightly patted all the plugs and leads thinking that was the way to test them ...

 

[Fnaar]

Kleban can talk to polar bears, telepathically

 

[Archie_tect]

Whatever Fnaar thinks, his neighbour does... it gets quite entertaining!

 

[colly]

Archie has been in Neighbours. When his Mrs finds out there will be trouble.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Every Wednesday Colly wears a blonde curly wig and insists on being called Charlene as he pays homage to his favorite Neighbours star.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul will never ever use biro's or fountain pens and only uses pencils after a schoolmate explained that the HB meant it was approved by Harold Bishop.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's off to the Docs again this afternoon, as his "complaint" just won't clear up. He has said that if he's fobbed off with just another cream or tablet, he may just have to cut it off himself.

 

[Kleban]

Toshiba invented the Dumbrella. A brolly which any idiot out there can operate without getting themselves trapped in it ...

 

[Archie_tect]

Kleban' dad says that those suppositories he gave him taste horrible and for the good they're doing he may as well just stick them up his...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's having trouble finding a comfortable position on his saddle, ever since his wife has been giving him those little blue "vitamin" pills every evening.