Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy still wedges the little plastic tops from tubes of Smarties in his spokes to make his bike look good.

 

[Andy_R]

AP wedges Smarties tubes in his nostrils in an effort to look like Kenneth Williams........Ooh Matron.........

 

[Cheddar George]

Andy R wrote his philosophy thesis on the ultimate meaning of life, After 10 000 words he concluded that ...... "Only smarties have the answer"

 

[colly]

Rumour has it that George has an impressive but disgusting 'Cheddar Apple'

 

[TVC]

Colly has almost completed the 'cheese igloo' he is constructing in his back garden. He claims he intends to live in it, Mrs Colly has concluded that she would prefer it if he did..

 

[Ludwig]

If velvet curtain lived next door to you your lawn would die

 

[Speicher]

Ludwig has a large shed at the end of his garden. It has a toilet and a hand basin in it. You could say it is a Bigloo.

 

[TVC]

Speicher can't tell her teepee from her wigwam. Don't even ask her about a yurt

 

[Speicher]

TVC had a very short career as a tight rope walker. He found it very difficult to get on with the other guys in the circus, cos they were always roping him into things.

 

[colly]

Speicher's had a long career as a bearded lady.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly is described by his circus friends as the World's Most Incredible Elastic Man, but that's probably stretching things a bit.

 

[colly]

Archie knows Hooke's Law.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly wrote Murphy's Law.

 

[Fnaar]

Toshiba Boy only eats coleslaw

 

[colly]

Fnaar.....aka ..........Coleslaw