Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

TVC loves eating Kit e kat.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC bought the Queen Mother's teeth at an auction - although they're his favourite set he only puts them in for special occasions.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug passes white stools.

No, but I do occasionally do dark green ones...... and black ones.... and red ones (after Beetroot of course)...... and yellow ones.... oh an occasionally brown ones!!
Ah the multicoloured joys of not having a large Intestine!

Uncle Mort took out an injunction to prevent publication of pictures of him and a certain member of the Royal family in a compromising position.

It was Prince Phillip, I have seen the pictures and believe me, they have been banned to preserve the sanity of the innocent.

Dayvo can accommodate six twix fingers at one time.

....Although it isn't divulged whereabouts he can accomodate them.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mad Dog Bonker hasn't worked out how the multiquote feature works.

 

[colly]

3BM thinks stick insects are those black things on on flypaper.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly thinks flee powder will make them go away.

 

[Thomk]

Dayvo is a fairly good Baker Boy and likes to bath in wet purple marzipan (when there are no baked beans available).

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Thomk has been to more car boot sales than he's had hot dinners.

 

[colly]

Bish, bash, bosh, time for some posh nosh, said Tosh.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly rides like the wind; it's pretty much a bad smell.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Dog Bonker

I never get to do enough bonking unfortunately

Colly rides like the wind; it's pretty much a bad smell.

Bad smells and Dayvo go together like a horse and carriage.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB never did finish Finishing School.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy does a 1hr spinning session every night - he now has a nice shawl to show for all his effort.

 

[Ludwig]

Due to the downturn accountant pete has has had to leave accountancy and now runs a welk stall in Von Karman Street.

 

[Andy_R]

Ludwig is trying to mussel in on APs business