Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Ludwig likes a juicy winkle.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC has clammy hands

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP often feels like a mere prawn on the chessboard of life.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy can only move diagonally.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP is unbeaten in 1,387 games of Connect 4. Nobody in his family, circle of friends or work colleagues will play him anymore.

 

[thistler]

Toshiba Boy regularly loses when he tries to Connect-the-Dots.

 

[TVC]

Thistler is banned from the church beetle drive for being far too competitive.

 

[Speicher]

TVC was banned from the same competition for bringing his favourite beetle with him, and it escaped.
Mrs Cholmoldeley-Heavysides has never been the same since that incident. She says it brought the game into disrepute.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Spechier's like a wild animal during the WI crochet-off

 

[Speicher]

TBM is not going to Argentina this year on his holidays.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM Speicher slightly mis-understood the idea behind his her local Church's fund-raising event of Slave Day, and rather than offering his her services as a gardener for the day etc., he she turned up in his her full bondage gear. The Vicar's wife made the highest bid for him her though.

 

[Andy_R]

TB knows how to use the backspace key

 

[TVC]

Andy always uses the speelchecker.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC has never tasted alcohol. Whatever drink he has, he just holds his breath and knocks it back.

 

[TVC]

Spit or swallow?

Tosh always has that dilemma...

















at a wine tasting.