Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Speicher knows how to wipe out Klingons

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly never resorts to toilet humour.

 

[colly]

tosh is bog standard

 

[roadrash]

colly has no standards

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Following an "episode" with a bunsen burner at school, to this day RR has no eyebrows.

 

[TVC]

Following an incident at school with a bunsen burner, Tosh has a record for arson.

 

[colly]

The only record to TVC's name is a 45rpm single of Ken Dodd singing..................a penis..........a penis........















With thanks to another poster on here.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly still uses "Would you like to see my tickling stick?" as his opening gambit. It's no more successful today than it was 30 years ago.

 

[roadrash]

toshiba boys only friends are diddy men

 

[xxmimixx]

Roadrush asks his wife permission before buying anything cycle related

 

[roadrash]

xxmimixx is now divorced because she didnt ask permission for cycle purchases

 

[Toshiba Boy]

RR took his favourite bike with him to Las Vegas, and now they arw legally wed.

 

[Matthew_T]

TB is now in prison for cheating on his bike with RR's.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Matthew's poor bike is still waiting at home for someone to find it and love it once more after he ran off with the Milkfloat from down the road.

 

[colly]

See that Worzel Gummage................Mad Doug looks like that.