Toshiba boy was banned from his local Fish Mongers after nicking a large Haddock so that he could slap Michael Palin in the face with when he came to Chard to do a signing of his latest book.
MdB knows full well that after the fish slapping episode Mr Palin refused to sign my latest book, so I've refused to write any more, despite begging letters from MDB who is the most avid fan of my books.
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