Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

TVC trims his whiskers with a spoke shave.

 

[colly]

ACP aka Michael Finnegan, who, as we know, grew whiskers on his chinnegan, the wind came up and blew them in again, poor old ACP.

 

[Cubist]

Colly is actually Barack Obama. They have tried to wean him off cyclechat to concentrate on presidential duties, but it ain't working.

 

[TVC]

Cubist and Ed Milliband, never seen at the same time. We all know why.

 

[Cubist]

we'll never actually see what TVC keeps in his sock drawer

 

[colly]

Cubist's drawers are best left unopened.

 

[Cubist]

Colly is planning to abduct Moira Stewart

 

[Speicher]

Cubist has a de-briefing to go to tomorrow.

 

[colly]

Speicher is looking flushed.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly always smells a little fishy. Sardines normally.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba boy was banned from his local Fish Mongers after nicking a large Haddock so that he could slap Michael Palin in the face with when he came to Chard to do a signing of his latest book.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MdB knows full well that after the fish slapping episode Mr Palin refused to sign my latest book, so I've refused to write any more, despite begging letters from MDB who is the most avid fan of my books.

 

[Kleban]

Toshiba's pen name is: lower case writer

 

[Rapples]

Kleban ate his dogs bollocks

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ever since his operation, Rapples' voice is markedly higher.