Post a lie about the poster above.

[feelfattergoinguphill]

Kleban isnt really a Zen dog, hes a hyper hairless cat named "fluffy"

 

[Ludwig]

feelfatter wants to know where he can obtain an artistic license

 

[TVC]

Ludwig has been taking liberties.


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Happy Birthday Colly!

 

[Kleban]

TVC thinks he's the 'Statue of Liberty' ....

 

[GTTTM]

Kleban was setting off fireworks this afternoon near my house

 

[colly]

Gin and Tonic Time Trial Man has a short fuse.

 

[TVC]

GTTTM often has to put up with the sound of his neighbours banging, to the point where he has blisters on his ear where he's had it pressed against the wall.

 

[TVC]

Colly likes to have his presents felt.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC works for a roofing contractor - he likes to phone lady customers and ask "have you had your underfelt yet madam"?

 

[colly]

3BM's mrs thinks he is really 2BM. When she finds out he will be in deep doo-doos.

 

[TVC]

3BMcG hangs around airports asking female pilots if they want their undercarriage inspecting.

 

[TVC]

Colly, 60, pull the other one.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

colly and TVC are an old double act, you might remember their catchphrase 'christ we're bloody rubbish!'

 

[Kleban]

Colly, 60, pull the other one.

TVC is modest ... he meant to say; Pull the other one, its got bells on it ....

 

[GTTTM]

GTTTM often has to put up with the sound of his neighbours banging, to the point where he has blisters on his ear where he's had it pressed against the wall.

I though this was supposed to be a lie

and btw.........I'm a she