Post a lie about the poster above.

[Kleban]

I checked GTTTM's profile. Not a SHE or a HE, therefore the poster is an IT ...

 

[TVC]

Kleban is not stalking GTTTM, even though she's only been here a couple of days.

 

[colly]

TVC and his string vest are never parted.

 

[Hover Fly]

Colly caught, cooked and ate the only little egret ever to be seen wild in Leeds city centre.

 

[wildjetskier]

HoverFly was seen masticating on wild mushrooms in bluebell wood, there are photos, but no-one likes to see him chew like that

 

[colly]

WJS was looking to produce a load of toadstools. So he went out and bought a whole flock of frogs.

Such a shame he didn't know the difference between toads and frogs. snigger snigger

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Colly wasn't born yesterday

 

[wildjetskier]

3BM was born in the war you know................Boer War, he is the oracle on all things last century

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Thats nothing! WJS was born during the Napoleonic Wars and now has to bathe in aspic for an hour a day just to stay preserved.

He remembers where he was when he heard that Nelson had been shot you know.

 

[colly]

MDB is a big wrestling fan. Nothing he likes better than being in a full Nelson.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly is barred from Boston courtesy of him introducing crabs into the town.

 

[colly]

UM is 'careful' with his money but under pressure will stump up if he has to.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly runs a mobile cat grooming salon called Pussies Galore

 

[Kleban]

Accoutantpete bought shares in said grooming salon.

 

[Speicher]

Kleban has taken the lead in organising a dog sitting service.