Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P plucks other people's eyebrows....when they're not looking.

 

[TVC]

Unable to grow a convincing moustache, Tosh has let his nasal hairs grow so they cover his top lip, leaving him with a passable 'Burt Reynolds'

 

[Speicher]

TVC is going to invite me round to his house to play with his mountain railway.



No one, I repeat, no one, is to suggest, even remotely that I might be the Fat Controller.



















That would be TVC.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher was in such a rush to TVC's house that she left her tender behind.

 

[Speicher]

ACP removes his earrings at night, and goes to bed with sleepers in his ears.

 

[Cubist]

acp walked into a bar with his pet woodworm and asked "is the bartender here?"


knickers

 

[colly]

Speicher's buffers are something else.

 

[Cubist]

speicher on the other hand sleeps in her earrings, with no pillow.


FFS....

 

[Cubist]

Cubist is getting his timing just about bang-on today

 

[Speicher]

speicher on the other hand sleeps in her earrings, with no pillow.


FFS....

Cubstic needs to larn to trype fster.

 

[colly]

British Rail timing there Cubist.



Speicher knows her onions

 

[Speicher]

Colly has read onions are good in a beef casserole.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher knows that onions improve with sage.

 

[colly]

ACP needs stuffing

 

[Rapples]

colly would do it but he doesn't have thyme