Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Kleban's always pulling faces.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy was the forgotten runner up to Roger De Courcey and Nookie Bear on ITV's New Faces.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP used to clean Hughie Green's shoes on Opportunity Knocks, oh, and floss Hughie's teeth.

 

[Kleban]

Tosh is a dental hygienist ....

 

[Hover Fly]

Kleban spent all Saturday evening crying his eyes out because the model of HMS Invincible he built from breadsticks, taking 7 years, went all soggy when he launched it on the park lake.

 

[TVC]

HF laid some depth charges earlier, well that's what he calls them. His family wishes he'd put some paper in first, they heard the ker-sploosh as each one hit the water.

 

[Hover Fly]

(The title of the thread is "Post a lie about the poster above".)

As a young boy TVC got all excited when his parents said they were taking him to see a banana boat. He was bitterly dissapointed when on reaching the docks all he saw was the "Geest Bay" unloading, not a boat actually made of bananas.

 

[Cubist]

Hover Fly decided to join the August riots last week. He went outside and threw prawn cocktails, melon balls and deep fried brie at a police car, and that was just for starters.

 

[colly]

It is way past Cubist's bedtime. His nanny is getting in quite a strop.

 

[Rapples]

colly's getting Cubists goat

 

[wildjetskier]

Rapples loves his goat, Billy. The goat even has a beard, this is to remind Rapples of Olug his Swedish lover who unfortunately died of foot & mouth

 

[colly]

Yet again WJS puts his foot in it.



Sigh!

 

[TVC]

Colly has Typhoid and Malaria. Nice children, but why he called them that is anyone's guess.

 

[wildjetskier]

TVC should be a standup comedian, that is when he can stand up, most of the time he can be seen horizontal, in an alcohol induced coma

 

[TVC]

WJS sleeps in a wet suit. It starts off dry, but doesn't stay that way for long.