Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Some of Cubist's posts have been disappearing - mostly the very witty ones by the look of it.

 

[Cubist]

acp knows shining wit when he sees it

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort always gets his F's and D's mixed up.

Coupled with his Tourettes, he continually confuses people, as he keeps shouting out that they are odd ducks, or something like that, often followed by the phrase, "Duck, me!?

 

[Dayvo]

TB has an irrational fear of spontaneous combustion.

As a result, he doesn't go anywhere without a bucket of water and fire extinguisher.

 

[colly]

Dayvo is all in flames at the reigns.

It's ok though. He's singing a happy song.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo is foreever blowing his own trumpet.

If he could actually learn to play a tune, it would be an improvement.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh types his posts one letter at a time with tongue wedged between clenched teeth in absolute concentration so can be excused for missing colly's post.

 

[colly]

ACP's watchword is 'lambrequin'.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly knows that a Lambrequin is a scarf draped around a knight's helmet, or willy warmer as they are now known.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP doesn't need a Lambrequin, seeing as he isn't TVC. What he needs as a willy warmer is the finger off an old pair of gloves belonging to a very small child.

 

[Cheddar George]

Mad Doug Biker cannot walk past a tea cozy without putting it on his head.

 

[accountantpete]

Cheddar George has closed his account with Dexia incase they do a midnight runner.

 

[enitharmon]

accountantpete began his career as an actuary but couldn't keep up with all the excitement.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Enitharmon had a lonely childhood and would spend hours listening to the speaking clock on the telephone. Ever since, eni has been very partial to the third stroke.

 

[colly]

Tosh always goes off at the stroke of one.

Much to Mrs Tosh's frustration.