Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

ACP knows that Fnaar has lots of Privates under his command.










Private Jones, Private Hutchins and Private Mannering, to name a few.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Fnaar's arse is so big it has its own gravitational force, named "fnarse" by some scientists in a tunnel.

Uncle Mort's is so big that it actually has its own hemispheres, or 'Bumishperes' as they are better known as.

3BM owns Hitler's other ball, and keeps it in a cardboard box secreted under the stage of the Albert Hall.

Fnaar has the other. How he came to have it is a mystery he has never ever divulged, even when fed obscenely rude amounts of alcohol by MI6.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker does not like girls.

 

[Fnaar]

There's a rug in Speicher's hall with teethmarks

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Don't try and contact fnaar at the moment, he's a bit tied up.

To be truthful, he's very tied up, and Mistress won't be letting him free until his hour's up.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshy gets his clothing from S & M.

 

[Cheddar George]

accountantpete was very worried when heard they were stopping excessive use of the whip.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG is all in favour of corporal punishment. "More please" he is often heard to beg.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh regularly writes for a specialist magazine under the nom de plume "Corporal punishment".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Tosh regularly writes for a specialist magazine under the nom de plume "Corporal punishment".

CG always works on the principle of 3 strikes and he's out.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is an expert at getting to 5th Base.

 

[Cubist]

acp struggles to find Homebase

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cubist is still looking for a left handed hammer.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy wants decking.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is off to B&Q to get a pair of short length 4"x2" just to check how thick I am.