Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

TVC was once asked if there was a B & Q in Leicester ........... There's an L and a lots E's, but no B's or Q'S ........ that was his answer.

 

[accountantpete]

CG obviously comes from Scunthorpe.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP knows the capital of France.

 

[Fnaar]

Archie Tect put the OO in Toon

 

[colly]

OOOO that Fnaar, he's no better than he ought to be.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Fnaar quite simply put it where it wasn't meant to go.

The doctors in A&E the best they could, but they have told him it will still ache in damp weather.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba Boy isn't thick, but he used to think that Buggery was the study of Insects.

Imagine his shock on his first day at Eton Feltham Young Offenders Institute.

 

[roadrash]

mad doug biker never whent to school, he still cant reead or rite

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Roadrash isn't thick, but he thinks that a Gyroscope is an instrument used to locate benefit money.

 

[Andy_R]

MDB would benefit from having some money......purely to pay off his dealer.....snuff is f@cking expensive these days you know!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Andy-r is a chewing tobacco sort of guy. He takes his spitoon everywhere with him.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy is the sort of guy who is looking forward to Fawkes night.

 

[Fnaar]

If Speicher doesn't get her five a day, there'll be fireworks!

 

[Speicher]

Fnaar likes Duck Soup. Unfortunately his VCR has never worked properly since the last time.

 

[colly]

Speicher always gets full marx.