Post a lie about the poster above.

[roadrash]

speicher was responsible for the leak on t v c,s waterbed but wont explain why ???

 

[Thomk]

Road was underneath the waterbed and up to no good when it was punctured by speicher. He got his nappy sopping wet and sat in it for hours hence the rash.

 

[accountantpete]

Thomk soothes his rashes with pseudocrem.

 

[Fnaar]

Acp cooks his rashers in soured cream.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Fnaar likes his sausages with a bit of cream. He loves it when it all explodes in his mouth.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB was a script writer for Dick Emery.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh was the set builder for Dick Emery's DIY sketches.

 

[Hover Fly]

Archie's drunken rendition of "Cherry Ripe" went down a storm at the Hexham C&U last night.

 

[colly]

That Hover Fly, the way he talks you would think he was a bloody wasp.

 

[Archie_tect]

No it didn't... but then how could you know HF.... you promised to turn up but you didn't, preferring X Factor instead... again,...and me... an artist, it's too much to bear.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hover Fly's rendition of I WILL SURVIVE! got him arrested one night in Shrewsbury.

 

[colly]

HA................beat you

 

[Archie_tect]

Tease.

 

[colly]

Archie flounces off.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

HA................beat you

.... Pervert!