Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Tosh lost his middle stump to a thunderous yorker years ago.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC can turn a googly with comparative ease. He has the wrist for it.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh is about to stop for tea...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Tosh is about to stop for tea...

'Tis but true Archie...

Archie makes hand-crafted cricket boxes under the brand name "No Worries!"

 

[TVC]

Archie has never tried the Duckworth-Lewis method, Mrs Tect isn't into that kind of thing.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC is forever jumping up the batting order, as do I

 

[Cubist]

Toshiba Boy often has to settle for a full toss

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toshiba boy loves a bit of leather on willow although it's more like willow on leather at the 'Rub and Tug' shop he frequents.

 

[TVC]

Some say Cubist bats for the other team, but I wouldn't.

 

[TVC]

Twice in a row FFS.... same for 3BMcG

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Arghhhh! Cubist TVC wants to play for his local cricket team very badly.

He knows no other way.

 

[wildjetskier]

TB wants to play with...anyone. Every since the court order not a lot of decent folk like to be associated with Toshiba "Batty" Boy

 

[TVC]

WJS is banned from his local cricket team for trying to raise a shine on his balls by rubbing them on his trousers. He did this whilst waiting to go into bat, Mrs Pettigrew, who was making the cucumber sandwiches at the time was shocked.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC likes a nice sharp crease.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is a "middle and leg" man.