Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Archie........................Little Boy Blue with his horn.......................need I say more?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mr Phoebus is a jerk

3BMcG is a Dick

TVC is a knob

Threebikesmcginty is warm witty and intelligent

Gents, gents! haven't you READ the title of this thread??!!

ACP is in the parlour, eating bread and honey. That's equality for you.

Cubist would love to as well, but he'll need to find his teeth first.

 

[wildjetskier]

MDB is known as Old Mother Hubbard onCraggy Island, how he loves his dog, ale and tripe

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

WJS likes nothing better than to sip monkey brains through a straw.

The Management at his local Tescos have asked him to stop it as they are running out of staff.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug has to ask old ladies to reach items on the top shelf for him.

 

[wildjetskier]

AP loves hanging around the fresh vegetable aisle showing all and sundry his cucumber, organic of course

 

[TVC]

WJS often brandishes his cocktail gherkin.

 

[Cubist]

TVC's trick with the stuffed olives has been withdrawn from Youtube

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cubist hasn't seen a vegetable for real since October 1987, and even then, it was a one off novelty.

That's what living in Bermondsey does to you

 

[colly]

Mad Doug IS a vegetable. A swede I think.

 

[TVC]

As a vegetable himself, Colly is often found drenched in a cheese sauce.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC reminds me of macaroni cheese....that's tomorrow's tea sorted!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mmmmm, CAT!! ......that's tomorrow's tea sorted.

 

[Cubist]

MDB trained and choreographed the mice in Bagpuss

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cubist once tried to get 'Jiggy' with the Soup Dragon, but was given a facefull of soup instead.

Yes, its true... in fact, you could say that it was a bit of a Clanger.