DonnyDarko
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Some say he has no bike, some say he is a bike, we call him Mad Doug Biker.
Post a lie about the poster above.
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Donny Darko had to get clearance from the FBI, the MOD, the World Health Organisation, the H&SE and Pedigree Chum before being unleashed on an ususpecting public.
Hello by the way.
Hello by the way.
DonnyDarko
New Member
MDB says he's my dad and I don't get it.
Eyup fella. How's goes it?
Eyup fella. How's goes it?
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Yeah, sorry for chopping your arm off in the fight, but you really were being a twat and messing up my evil plans.
The breathing? I have a cold!
Ok. Going from your 'accent', I'd say you are from West Wales!
DonnyDarko
New Member
Yeah, sorry for chopping your arm off in the fight, but you really were being a twat
It's okay you fought an optical illusion, my arm is still intact.
You're right.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
CRAP!! ..... no offence, like.
You're right.
Mr Darko here has never been to anywhere bigger than
He's seen all the films when the cinema bus comes to visit you know!
DonnyDarko
New Member
MDB managed to edit a post before it was quoted.
No initial offense taken. The illusion involved mirrors and you only offended those.
The bus never visits. You are correct when you say I have never been to anywhere bigger thanHaverfordwest St Davids. MDB says deseases are for warriors not simpletons.
No initial offense taken. The illusion involved mirrors and you only offended those.
The bus never visits. You are correct when you say I have never been to anywhere bigger than
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
That's no lie, I make Mic Hucknall look positively handsome!
... Are you sure you weren't adopted?
On one of the rare occasions he's left his home town of Pant, and following lots of careful planning to only travel through small villages, DonnyDarko once went to Battle in Hastings, expecting a fight, but was sorely disappointed only to find a Starbucks and a few disgruntled commuters.
wildjetskier
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- Location
- Ascot
MDB wished he played Jake Gyllenhaal's part in DonnieDarko instead he ended up playing the rabbit.....dark my friend very dark
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
With the nights drawing in and the clocks about to change, WJS has hung up his commuting bike until next Spring.
He is now going to travel to work on his pet llama, Barry.
He is now going to travel to work on his pet llama, Barry.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Colly didn't last long in this job...
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
3BM is so chuffed it's Monday, which means he can put this week's fresh underpants on.....Phew!
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
You can burn Tosh's house, steal his car, drink his liquor From an old fruitjar.
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