Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

The above poster is definitely a vegetable - he's known locally as Cubi Broccoli.

Cubist that is..

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP could mince for England.

Mince pies, mince meat dishes, you name it.

 

[Archie_tect]

Meanwhile, back on the farm, TB can be seen laying waste to his crop of Brussels Sprouts - he's totally confused why this year's cabbages are uselessly small.

 

[accountantpete]

I can't report what Archie is trying to do to his seed oil crop...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ladies, beware of Archie's AP's chat up line about having a "Brand new combine harvester", he's only after your Acres!

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy's cock(erel) is all muddy.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP has reversible wellies.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie is North East England Line Dancing Champion, for the 5th straight year.

He can Black Bottom and Montana Kick with the best of 'em.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toshiba boy's got a couple of acres ... someone kicked him in the goolies.

 

[Speicher]

TBM's cricket team has lots of participants. Sometimes their opponents do not have enough players. When that happens, TBM has been volunteered to bat for the other side.

 

[colly]

The cups in Speichers house are covered in fur.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly is very proud of his "Fairy Liquid" soft hands.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba likes baking Fairy cakes and Butterfly cakes.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher likes baking butterflies, delicious with a tiny knob of butter she reckons.

 

[Cubist]

Toshiba Boy takes every opportunity to offer Specicher a tiny knob