Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

TMB knowes that i will be sobre inth mowning, whereash he will schtill bbe uggly.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher has just thrown up all over the Vladimir Karpets.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete's off out on the razz with Speicher tonight, there's cheap bitter up the labour club and then the delights of the kebab van.
He knows how to treat a lady, that's why he's taking Speicher instead.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

 

[TVC]

Pete 3BMcG is wearing a Fabian Cancellara mask in the vain hope of getting a drunken smooch off Speicher.

 

[postman]

The Velvet Curtain would like to get blind drunk every night.But his Doctor ha\s told him to pull himself together.

 

[Archie_tect]

Postman has decided to go to Blackpool next time... he gets less hassle that way.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie is a friend of Barney Gumble ... BURRRRPP!!

 

[Cubist]

Throughout Lent MDB wears a sprig of parsley behind his ear and dyes his pubes ginger.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cubist has yet to reach puberty, but hopes that his will be ginger so that he'll stand out from all the other girls boys in the showers at school.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB's latest DIY body piercing, has resulted in yet another trip to A&E.

 

[Matthew_T]

Tosh recently installed a bracket on his chest and now receives free television.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Matthew_T cannot fathom why his bakelite, black & white analogue TV set no longer works. "Honestly, nothing is built to last anymore!"

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh has already written his Christmas list and stuffed it up the chimney.

 

[colly]

CG had is chimbley stuffed last week.