Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is in Nidd

 

[Archie_tect]

You have to get up very early to beat MDB.

 

[Ludwig]

Archie tect has fallen out with his imaginary friend

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Ludvig is so named as his great great grandma was Beethoven's cleaning lady.

 

[Fnaar]

Uncle Mort has "I Luv Vivaldi" tattooed on his left buttock

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When it comes to how far he's cycled, Fnaar's a metric man, but for smaller "measurements", he still prefers good old fashioned imperial.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy does not understand how his micrometer screw gauge can also measure inches.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Wayhey! Speicher's chuffed, it's Thursday, that means Dry Sherry and nibbles tonight.

 

[accountantpete]

It's any port in a storm for Toshiba Boy - but Cockburns preferably.

 

[Archie_tect]

Uncle Mort is frequently laid out...[or is that up?]

 

[accountantpete]

At work Archie is known as The Mushroom as he is kept in the dark and fed lots of sh*t.

 

[Archie_tect]

[that's no lie....]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's a funghi sort of guy.

 

[Ludwig]

Uncle mort tried to get a job in a lamp shop but he wasn't bright enough

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ludwig was sacked from his job at the candle factory, for getting on everyones wick.