Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Every year it's the same dilemma for Colly; twinkle or flash?

 

[colly]

In Velvet Curtain world, pi equals 3.0.

 

[TVC]

In Velvet Curtain world, pi equals 3.0.

Actually you're not wrong, I't close enough to work out how much Nomex to cut for insulation.


Mort never differentiates meals, it's constant grazing for him.

 

[colly]

Actually you're not wrong, I't close enough to work out how much Nomex to cut for insulation.

Yeah sorry about that I thought I was telling porkys.

TVC wears a bobble hat even in deepest summer. Just like Benny.

 

[TVC]

Compo was based on Colly.

 

[ACS]

TVC was the session bass player on Jump by Van Halen

 

[colly]

ACS took a bass to school one day. Poor thing was dead by the time he got there.

 

[Matthew_T]

Colly was ACS's bass lesson tutor, and was not happy when he arrived out of breath.

 

[wildjetskier]

Matthew T is a loner for a reason, it all started with the court order, trumpet and being caught naked

 

[Fnaar]

WJS has finally given up trying to blow his own trumpet

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort has a French Horn, at least, he thinks that was what the Doctor said.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is permanently three sheets to the wind.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP once spliced his mainbrace, never made the same mistake again.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy does not wait for the sun to be over the yardarm before his first drink of the day.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

It's rumoured that Speicher once passed the Port to the right