Post a lie about the poster above.

[Matthew_T]

Tosh: "Underpaid, under-sexed, and under your bed".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Matt: Skint, and just glad for anything.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB, hoping to clean up in the Christmas book charts with his latest offering, "The Best Way to Wipe Your Bum....and othe Lavatory Top Tips"

 

[wildjetskier]

When TB was asked if he could have his granny for Christmas, he replied by stating he would rather have Turkey

 

[Ludwig]

wildjetskier is staying in today in case his sexual relations turn up

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ludwig is very excited, 31st October means Samhain, and as Arch-Druid of his valley, he will get to put on his Golden Robes tonight and make a sacrificial offering.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB loves Trick or Treat... he's emptied his pockets of his hi-vis jacket in readiness.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie loves Treets as they are one of the few things that melt in his mouth and not in his hand.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's a Sherbert Fountain fan. There's nothing he likes better than dipping his liquorice stick.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy likes chocolate fountain. He stuns guests into silence when he tries to coat his nuts in chocolate.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher claims to have a very curly wurly.

 

[Archie_tect]

Today Matthew, TB is going to be an indoor window cleaner...

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is very familiar with the works of Maeve Binchy.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP is Maeve Binchy, as as such, has become very familiar with Archie.

 

[Speicher]

Today Matthew, TB is going to be an indoor window cleaner...

Yes, Toshiba Boy is very good at it, and does not make a mess. He likes tea with two sugars.