Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo went up to Saratoga, where his horse naturally won.

Then he flew his Learjet up to Nova Scotia, to see a total eclipse of the sun.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort has a removable patina... if you work at it.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Never give Archie a piece of sandpaper, he be in heaven for the rest of the day.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Send Toshiba boy down the storeroom and get him to ask for a long stand, works every time.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM still hasn't found a left handed pencil.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB has but, being a normal person, he can't pick it up.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When he gets nervous, UM clucks like a hen.

 

[accountantpete]

It was going to be "It's a Mad World" until the script writers met Tosh.

 

[Matthew_T]

Whatever pickle AP gets into, he always has a backup plan. It normally involves a Peacock, a straw, a P45 form, and Bill Bailey.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Matthew-T's Uncle Mort's very excited, he's finally finished building his house.

231,478 lego bricks and a most unusual planning request.

 

[Ludwig]

Toshiba boy has got the construction worker from Village People to see to his extension

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ludwig was one of the original Nolan Sisters.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh has spent so much time on this thread he is no longer able to tell if this is real life or just fantasy.

 

[Archie_tect]

Yes he is...


[sorry wrong thread]

 

[Mr Phoebus]

AT regularly loses his bearings.