Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM's forever talking about the one that got away.

 

[accountantpete]

The nurses at the local special hospital remember Tosh as the one that got away.

 

[TVC]

Pete is a very special person.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC wouldn't take up the last job offered to him, as the prospective employers wouldn't agree to his demands to have the staffroom painted pink, with labrador puppies and constantly re-plenished bottles of Hawaiin mineral water available.

 

[Matthew_T]

Whenever Tosh hurts himself, he fills out an incident form and hands it to the police. He has been cautioned 7 times now for wasting police time as he needs to understand that he cannot get himself in trouble for a few bruises and cuts.
He never understood the concept of someone else causing damage to him so he regards it as himself causing damage to himself.

 

[Ajay]

Matthew T has never been involved in a cycling "incident"

 

[TVC]

Ajay has never been involved in 'cycling'

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC can't be drawn... he's an enigma within a paradox within a large pink elephant.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie still loves to "etch-a-sketch" at the weekend.

 

[colly]

Tosh frequently buys ''something for the weekend'' from his barber.

 

[Matthew_T]

Whenever Colly goes to the barber, he has to have a mohican which will fit through all the holes in his helmet. It makes him look like someone has stuck a layer of sponge around a hedgehog.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Matthew's wondering whether at his age, he really should have outgrown pig tails.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh has been staring at his toes every day since childhood trying to work out where the 5th little piggy went.

 

[wildjetskier]

AP's like the bad wolf, huffing and puffing, that's because he cant stop his smoking/drinking/eating habit, and coupled with his heroin abuse well lifes fantastic for him

 

[colly]

The rumours about WJS are not true.