Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

TVC collects all things nautical -especially models.

He was last overheard enquiring about a toy buoy.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP burns with a blue flame.

 

[TVC]

Archie is not an arsonist.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC will only eat curry which is so hot it actually has flames coming from it.

He very often can be heard saying in a slightly embarrassed voice afterwards

'That wont wash out'.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Every full moon Uncle Mort turns into a Belgian.

 

[Archie_tect]

Every time 3BM goes out on his bike, he turns into a side street.

 

[Matthew_T]

Every time Archie goes out on his bike, he turns into a traffic light. It is always embarrassing when he has to confess to his wife that he has had an affair.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When shopping in his local supermarket, Uncle Mort carefully selects his fruit and veg, and then gives each item a good slobby lick, before placing the said fruit/veg back in the display to pick up later.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh thwarts Uncle Mort's plans by following closely behind him and buying the fruit himself.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The only time AP has ever been arrested, was after the incident, late night shopping a couple of years ago, when he was "caught" in the otherwise deserted aisle 17, with nothing more than a tub of hair gel, a courgette and a wry smile.

 

[Matthew_T]

Everytime Toshiba boy goes to sleep at night, he wakes up in a puddle of piss and shoot all over his bed sheets. He then goes downstairs to brush his teeth but instead of using a toothbrush and toothpaste, he used his finger, and his bum fluff.

 

[accountantpete]

Matt used to be a writer for Mills & Boon and still can't quite fathom why they fired him.

 

[Matthew_T]

accountantpete spits poo out of his nostrils. He always used to thought people avoided him because of it, but he recently realised he looks like a greasy snot ridden troll.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Matt used to be a writer for Mills & Boon and still can't quite fathom why they fired him.

Matt also used to write the verses for Clintons Cards, and once again can't quite work out why they no longer use him.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toshiba boy hasn't worked out that Mattew T's 'individual' posting style on this thread is due to his PhD in Scatology.