Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC rather enjoys Mad Doug pulling him while he is peeping.

I know, I have told him that we really must stop meeting like that, but he will not listen

In this year's local carnival, Colly took part as Lady Godiva. Several people are still receiving counselling.

Toshiba Boy once tried to moon at the Queen, but a swift kick by a policeman wearing a pair of steel toecapped boots soon put paid that THAT!

He had a very squeaky voice for about a week after.


I wont even mention what the Policeman also did with his truncheon, but it got a bit ugly.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB's elbows, have never seen the light of day.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh hasn't washed behind his ears since 1987.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG always buys those towels with "Arse" and "Face" printed at opposite ends, it just makes his life that little bit easier.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh has towel with "arse" and "elbow" ............ he hasn't got a clue .

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Tosh has towel with "arse" and "elbow" ............ he hasn't got a clue .

CG likes to go in for the beach bum look, unfortunately it tends to end up looking more like a tangoe'd builder's bum look.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh likes to get his face painted like a lion and then spend the afternoon stalking the donkeys on Weston beach.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG is banned from Weston-super-Mud beach, ever since the affair with Daisy the Donkey.

 

[uphillstruggler]

Toshiba Boy was married to Daisy the Donkey - hence the animosity

 

[Toshiba Boy]

UHS is only jealous, as Daisy had kicked him out years ago.

 

[Dayvo]

What TB did to Daisy the Donkey is nothing compared to the 'adventures' he had with Muffin the Mule.

 

[uphillstruggler]

and dayvo still has the vhs recordings and wont lend them out

 

[Cheddar George]

Uphillstruggler has the largest "specialist" Betamax library in Buckinghamshire.

 

[accountantpete]

For the first time in his life C George has pulled





















pork & rice on the menu tonight

 

[uphillstruggler]

it used to be much much larger but CG still has 3/4s of it in his basement