Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Uphillstrugglers house is incredibly thermally efficient ......... this is due to his extensive collection of "gentlemans" magazines that are currently stored on his attic floor.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG is thermally challenged following his in-depth review of UHS's said collection.

 

[uphillstruggler]

Chedder, as his aquaintances are made to call him, has been staring into the sky lights in my loft again.

must be time to renew the restraining order - again

 

[accountantpete]

uphillstruggler has a straining disorder - more fibre is his doctors advice.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP has been out gathering nuts... there are far more than he realised.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's planning on going out and painting the toon red tonight.

He sees himself as the Geordie Bansky.

 

[Ludwig]

Toshiba boy has sacked his choreographer and creative director after things turned sour between them

 

[TVC]

Ludwig regularly stages full theatrical performances for a specially invited audience. The audience in question being his pet cat, who, quite frankly, would rather be licking its bum.

 

[colly]

The (Velvet) Curtain rises once again on the only show in town.



Ludwig and his arse licking cat.

 

[TVC]

Colly's business as a theatrical agent might be about to take off, he's got his first client "Ludwig and his arse licking cat".

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is producing his first film "Arse Lick and Old Lace"

 

[colly]

ACP never makes me laugh.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Due to global warming colly is melting at a faster rate than at first suspected.

 

[Speicher]

Due to global warning, TBM is dismayed that his favourite mint has been renamed "Fox's".

 

[colly]

When asked what to wear to a civic function in Barnsley Speicher replied in her best Queen's English:

''Barnsley? Where the fox hat.''

Well it sounded something like that.