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[ComedyPilot]

Now that looks like fun! What were the hills like with 7 people pedaling?

Hard work. The thing weighed (from memory) 1/2 a ton, plus 6/7 riders. It was single speed, and very low geared, so max speed on flat 8-10 mph. Freewheeling downhill 35-40mph sat facing backwards with no helmet or safety belt was an experience. Uncle Phil of this parish had an 'incident' driving it when we met a very large lorry.

 

[Hover Fly]

I once knew someone with "Polite Tourettes" as she called it, she would be talking normally then suddenly say a word like "kittens" or "cake" in a strange voice, then carry on as if nowt had happened.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Today was the first day of the year that I haven't worn my fleece outside. I then neutralised Sulphuric acid amongst other things at college. On the way home, I was the first person off the train and out of the station this afternoon, and, I have just learned that I wont be skint any more as things that were sold on Ebay on my behalf have made a nice bit of money, hooray!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You have a car?? What does your bike think of this bombshell??!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Maybe it'll want to go for rides on a bike rack, you never know.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Anyway, on a slightly amusing note, today was also the first day that I wore a new pair of pants that I bought cheap off Ebay (I know I know, but they ARE new).

They are quite nice, but unfortunately, I have no idea what size of person the medium size is aimed for, because they turn out to be quite low cut, and I mean LOW!

I feel like I have been giving everyone a builder's bum all day, and, everytime I pull them up I practically give myself a wedgie!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've just sold a very old pair medium sized Y-fronts on ebay....I had to sell them because the washing machine couldn't get them clean any more.

Oh that's funny, I just bought a pair of...... OH.... MY.... GOD!!


No, they aren't Y-fronts. Thankfully!

 

[Oxo]

Oh that's funny, I just bought a pair of...... OH.... MY.... GOD!!


No, they aren't Y-fronts. Thankfully!

Have you tried turning them round?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Have you tried turning them round?

I did..... I don't want to talk about it.

Seriously though, no they are normal boxer briefs, but, they are so low, that if I am to wear them round the house, then I'll need to shave a little bit off the top if you catch my drift
Honestly, I'd hate to see the small version, they'd be little better than a kids size!

Either that or they can stay at the back of the drawer as one of the 'spare' pairs.


P.S. They aren't womans pants, I checked!

 

[perplexed]

My wife taught me how to play the theme tune to "Blackadder" on the recorder last night...

 

[ianrauk]

fact is I'm amazed that Mad Doug Biker hasn't posted in this thread since 8.55 this morning..

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

My wife taught me how to play the theme tune to "Blackadder" on the recorder last night...

It is only worth it if you play it with your nose.

yesterday he learnt how to neutralise sulphuric acid......today he's learning how to poison the whole of the north of England

SHHHHHHHH!!

He has to do his community service during the day.

And if it hadn't been for those pesky kids then I would have got away with it too!!

 

[Hover Fly]

Since the beginning of time I have sent precisely 82 emails.

Mme HF can beat me with a grand lifetime total of 6, 4 of which went unread. She hasn't looked at internetty things since 2007.

 

[TVC]

Mme HF can beat me with a grand lifetime total of 6, 4 of which went unread. She hasn't looked at internetty things since 2007.

I bet you still keep clearing your browser history, just in case

 

[ianrauk]

My first job in the music business (in the early 80's) was doing the merchandising on tour for Frankie Goes To Hollywood.