Post a trivial fact about yourself/

[fossyant]

I've said this before, I'm cycling in one of the episodes of Chucklevision with my clubmates !

 

[perplexed]

Fantastic - This forum needs a section for the worst / most pointless signed photograph.

My mother in law, for reasons I cannot possibly begin to imagine, once brought us an autographed photo of Vanessa Feltz.

She'd apparently been to town and saw VF opening something or other, and decided to get us a photo...

 

[perplexed]

I once won a key ring for the best diary of a school trip. T'was about 1976 ish...

 

[colly]

I have played at Twickenham.

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

The only thing i have ever won in my life is an exercise bike in a school raffle.

 

[PaulB]

I once won a key ring for the best diary of a school trip. T'was about 1976 ish...

I asked my good lady wife to provide me with 'manual stimulation' but she simply stoked it with her key ring. I thought, 'is she just fobbing me off?'

 

[Dayvo]

I have played at Twickenham.

A mate of mine streaked at Twickenham: can't remember if it was at an international or the Sevens. He got a lift up onto the crossbar and was hanging there for a while before the cops came along and asked him what he was doing and he said 'Looking for my clothes!'

 

[smutchin]

I once sat behind Christopher Biggins on a hovercraft.

 

[Archie_tect]

Yes, do tell Archie, where did you put it and how many of your bikes can you get in it?

It was the Domestic Departure Lounge planned for the commercial Shuttle service planned as an ideas competition.... sorry peeps!

 

[Archie_tect]

I went to a restaurant where Ant or Dec had taken his mum and dad for a quiet meal.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

I have played at Twickenham.

When the night watchman wasn't looking?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I once sat behind Christopher Biggins on a hovercraft.

Do you really need a punchline for that??

When the night watchman wasn't looking?

.....He played with himself?

 

[ArDee]

I had a talking role in the film "The War Game"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It was the Domestic Departure Lounge planned for the commercial Shuttle service planned as an ideas competition.... sorry peeps!

You were my hero Colly, you were my hero!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I had a talking role in the film "The War Game"

Cool! what did you say, and what were you doing??