Post something random here!!

[ACS]

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Cameron 8 weeks old

 

[justAl]

I've just used up all the ink in my Bic biro.

 

[numbnuts]

I'm

 

[Cubist]

My PGBK ink tank is playing up.

 

[ACS]

Aardvark's - there I have said it.

 

[BlueDog]

There was an old man from Sandy
whose legs were incredibly bandy
He looked like a frog
when he ran, walked or jogged
but on a bike they were really quite handy

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

 

[ComedyPilot]

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard,
To get her poor dog a bone,
When she got there the cupboard was bare
So the dog gave her a bone of his own

 

[Browser]

Crinkle-cut beetroot is the work of the devil!

 

[ianrauk]

Did I finish the one about the Peanut Vendor?

 

[beanzontoast]

All eggs are really spherical, it's just that people look at them the wrong way.

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

My guts are making the same noise as a SATA drive with bad sectors.

 

[BlueDog]

Did I finish the one about the Peanut Vendor?

No! And I'm making Mrs BlueDog stay up all night waiting for the reply .......