Feisty Ripley-esque female character -check
Disposable crew - check (see if you can predict order of deaths)
Duplicitous robot - check
Twist you can see coming from Bradford - check
More questions than answers - check
Illogical plot holes & silly things only people in movies do - check (Why did they park the spaceship a mile away from the alien base?. Park the bloody thing within walking distance!)
Dumb scientist who just has to touch that alien-thing - check
At least one character who gets sprayed with alien blood acid - check
Xenomorphs - er,....only one at the very, very end of the film.
Expensive, sumptous OTT production, gear, CGI etc - check
Plot - not very interesting
Prometheus - loads of hype, looks great, pity about the lame plot and dull characters.
Best performance - David the Robot
Best scene - the woman from the Dragon Tatoo film having to do some DIY surgery on herself.