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Pub sprayed with cigarette smell

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Mr Phoebus, 30 Aug 2007.

  1. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    I'm glad it's not the beginning of April...I'd never of believed it otherwise.

    BBC story here
     
  2. Joe24

    Joe24 More serious cyclist than Bonj

    Location:
    Nottingham
    There are people who wont to smell like fags? ;)
     
  3. Globalti

    Globalti Legendary Member

    It won't be the same - if anybody could create a perfume, which accurately recreated the smell of anything like cigarette smoke, new car, baking or coffee they would make a fortune. Sadly these odours are composed of so many different volatile molecules that it can't be done, the human nose is just too well trained when it comes to odours with emotive connections.
     
  4. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    *Waynetta Slob* Yeah!!! It's exotic, innit?
     
  5. Joe24

    Joe24 More serious cyclist than Bonj

    Location:
    Nottingham
    ;)
     
  6. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    True. Do you remember that joke fart spray? Didn't smell anything like a fart, but disgusting nevertheless.
     
  7. How strange. While I never minded people smoking in pubs, even speaking as a smoker I prefer it now they don't.
     
  8. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    That fart spray was indescribeably bad...uuuuurgh!
     
  9. Joe24

    Joe24 More serious cyclist than Bonj

    Location:
    Nottingham
    Tesco deodrent smells worse then fart sprey.
    I watched mythbusters(i have alot of spare time) and they had fake skunk sprey, but it started to ware off quickly.
     
  10. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    ;)

    It's exotic, innit?
     
  11. Kovu

    Kovu Über Member

    I read that in the sun.

    Said the customers sat there with unlit ciggarettes in thier mouths.

    Hmmmm .....
     
  12. Joe24

    Joe24 More serious cyclist than Bonj

    Location:
    Nottingham
    Very exotic. They should put a warning on it.

    Sitting there with unlit fags in their mouth, thats either hinting that they need a fag, or they've made a new gang, which means they have to have a unlit fag in their mouth.
     
  13. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    Contrary to the popular belief that if you ever had the misfortune to be a victim of a fart spray attack, you would smell of it for a week.

    Has anyone ever used Pheromone X? Another popularly held belief in school that if you doused yourself in this stuff you would basically become a sex turd to females (flies).
     
  14. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    Hasn't this already been done by Magic tree?
     
  15. stevenb

    stevenb New Member

    Location:
    South Beds.
    Thats what Richie and Eddie did in 'Bottom' and look where it got them. ;)