Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Mr Phoebus, 30 Aug 2007.
I'm glad it's not the beginning of April...I'd never of believed it otherwise.
BBC story here
There are people who wont to smell like fags?
It won't be the same - if anybody could create a perfume, which accurately recreated the smell of anything like cigarette smoke, new car, baking or coffee they would make a fortune. Sadly these odours are composed of so many different volatile molecules that it can't be done, the human nose is just too well trained when it comes to odours with emotive connections.
*Waynetta Slob* Yeah!!! It's exotic, innit?
True. Do you remember that joke fart spray? Didn't smell anything like a fart, but disgusting nevertheless.
How strange. While I never minded people smoking in pubs, even speaking as a smoker I prefer it now they don't.
That fart spray was indescribeably bad...uuuuurgh!
Tesco deodrent smells worse then fart sprey.
I watched mythbusters(i have alot of spare time) and they had fake skunk sprey, but it started to ware off quickly.
It's exotic, innit?
I read that in the sun.
Said the customers sat there with unlit ciggarettes in thier mouths.
Very exotic. They should put a warning on it.
Sitting there with unlit fags in their mouth, thats either hinting that they need a fag, or they've made a new gang, which means they have to have a unlit fag in their mouth.
Contrary to the popular belief that if you ever had the misfortune to be a victim of a fart spray attack, you would smell of it for a week.
Has anyone ever used Pheromone X? Another popularly held belief in school that if you doused yourself in this stuff you would basically become a sex turd to females (flies).
Hasn't this already been done by Magic tree?
Thats what Richie and Eddie did in 'Bottom' and look where it got them.
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