Pub sprayed with cigarette smell

[Mr Phoebus]

I'm glad it's not the beginning of April...I'd never of believed it otherwise.

BBC story here

 

[Joe24]

Ms Thornton said: "We've been trying to bring back the good old days and I've found that people do not feel like they have been out unless they go home smelling of stale cigarettes.

There are people who wont to smell like fags?

 

[Globalti]

It won't be the same - if anybody could create a perfume, which accurately recreated the smell of anything like cigarette smoke, new car, baking or coffee they would make a fortune. Sadly these odours are composed of so many different volatile molecules that it can't be done, the human nose is just too well trained when it comes to odours with emotive connections.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

There are people who wont to smell like fags?

*Waynetta Slob* Yeah!!! It's exotic, innit?

 

[Joe24]

*Waynetta Slob* Yeah!!! It's exotic, innit?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

It won't be the same - if anybody could create a perfume, which accurately recreated the smell of anything like cigarette smoke, new car, baking or coffee they would make a fortune. Sadly these odours are composed of so many different volatile molecules that it can't be done, the human nose is just too well trained when it comes to odours with emotive connections.

True. Do you remember that joke fart spray? Didn't smell anything like a fart, but disgusting nevertheless.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

How strange. While I never minded people smoking in pubs, even speaking as a smoker I prefer it now they don't.

 

[Melvil]

True. Do you remember that joke fart spray? Didn't smell anything like a fart, but disgusting nevertheless.

That fart spray was indescribeably bad...uuuuurgh!

 

[Joe24]

True. Do you remember that joke fart spray? Didn't smell anything like a fart, but disgusting nevertheless.

Tesco deodrent smells worse then fart sprey.
I watched mythbusters(i have alot of spare time) and they had fake skunk sprey, but it started to ware off quickly.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tesco deodrent smells worse then fart sprey.

It's exotic, innit?

 

[Kovu]

I read that in the sun.

Said the customers sat there with unlit ciggarettes in thier mouths.

Hmmmm .....

 

[Joe24]

It's exotic, innit?

Very exotic. They should put a warning on it.

Sitting there with unlit fags in their mouth, thats either hinting that they need a fag, or they've made a new gang, which means they have to have a unlit fag in their mouth.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Tesco deodrent smells worse then fart sprey.
I watched mythbusters(i have alot of spare time) and they had fake skunk sprey, but it started to ware off quickly.

Contrary to the popular belief that if you ever had the misfortune to be a victim of a fart spray attack, you would smell of it for a week.

Has anyone ever used Pheromone X? Another popularly held belief in school that if you doused yourself in this stuff you would basically become a sex turd to females (flies).

 

[walker]

It won't be the same - if anybody could create a perfume, which accurately recreated the smell of anything like cigarette smoke, new car, baking or coffee they would make a fortune. Sadly these odours are composed of so many different volatile molecules that it can't be done, the human nose is just too well trained when it comes to odours with emotive connections.

Hasn't this already been done by Magic tree?

 

[stevenb]

Contrary to the popular belief that if you ever had the misfortune to be a victim of a fart spray attack, you would smell of it for a week.

Has anyone ever used Pheromone X? Another popularly held belief in school that if you doused yourself in this stuff you would basically become a sex turd to females (flies).

Thats what Richie and Eddie did in 'Bottom' and look where it got them.