Pulled over by the fuzz!

[Funtboy]

Pulled up at a ped crossing. Peds were safely across. Polis car sitting there with me. Just couldn't stop myself taking off through the red light. They pulled me over. "Could you at least do us the courtesy of obeying red lights when a police car is actually present?"

I am now a geet hard maverick on the run from the law, roaming the streets looking for crack and fisticuffs. I don't play by the rules - not your rules, not anyone's, not even my own.

Watch out!

 

[domtyler]

Nice!

 

[spandex]

Good on you Lad

 

[bryce]

Respect. You are one bad urban outlaw. Maybe Guy Ritchie will write a film about you!

 

[Landslide]

Tut, tut, tut...

 

[Funtboy]

Yeah, the problem now is that writing on this message board means I'm playing by the rules. Which I don't. Ever.

 

[Kirstie]

Yeah, the problem now is that writing on this message board means I'm playing by the rules. Which I don't. Ever.

Funtboy...

Women want him. Men want to be him

 

[TVC]

Funtboy...

Women want him. Men want to be him

Some men want him as well - I'm a modern man and can accept this.

 

[Funtboy]

In fact, the very fact that I'm writing anything means I'm obeying the rules of English. I don't obey rd0--d- cfc3824787hc dhh %%(^^...

 

[Funtboy]

Some men want him as well - I'm a modern man and can accept this.

Some women want to be me as well. I look hot in a dress!

 

[Kirstie]

Some men want him as well - I'm a modern man and can accept this.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

"Could you at least do us the courtesy of obeying red lights when a police car is actually present?"

What? You actually hung around long enough to hear all that?

 

[beancounter]

I think he's just a typo.

bc

 

[spandex]

You can't be that much of an urban renegade. Any true urban renegade would have refused to pull over and ridden off up the street screamin "You'll never take me alive copperrrrrrrrrrrr" and promptly ridden into the kerb at a jaunty angle.

Go to Blockbusters on the way home, get a copy of Thelma and Louise, watch it, then try again tomorrow. I will be watching the BBC website at regular times ready to see a newsflash about an urban renegade, on a bike, in Hampstead, fleeing from the police while only wearing one cycle clip

 

[Funtboy]

You can't be that much of an urban renegade. Any true urban renegade would have refused to pull over and ridden off up the street screamin "You'll never take me alive copperrrrrrrrrrrr" and promptly ridden into the kerb at a jaunty angle.

Go to Blockbusters on the way home, get a copy of Thelma and Louise, watch it, then try again tomorrow. I will be watching the BBC website at regular times ready to see a newsflash about an urban renegade, on a bike, in Hampstead, fleeing from the police while only wearing one cycle clip

What you're saying here is that my policy of pulling over, apologising meekly, then being vaguely shaken up for the rest of my journey doesn't really fit the renegade blue-print. Hmmmmmmmm