Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?