random dinner table subjects

[biggs682]

let me set the scene me the other half and my 12 yr old daughter were sitting nicely stuffing our tea down our throats .

When said daughter asked how do dogs mate ????

well i nearly spat a mouth load of mashed potato across the table , whilst other half sat there and started to explain the ins & outs ...........

 

[vernon]

I was once asked in the middle of a Science lesson why dogs got stuc together.

'Animal magnetism', I replied and continued with what I was talking about. No further off topic queries were served in my direction in the lesson.

It was an epic failed attempt to disrupt a probationary teacher's lesson.

 

[GIOS]

I currently teach in a local school and yesterday one of the students came to me and asked "Do I have to get married?". I told him that if he was lucky enough, then no.

 

[GM]

I like the quote from one of David Niven's books, when a little boy asked what the 2 dogs were doing he quickly replied 'the first dog is not well and the dog behind is pushing it to the Hospital'.

 

[vernon]

I like the quote from one of David Niven's books, when a little boy asked what the 2 dogs were doing he quickly replied 'the first dog is not well and the dog behind is pushing it to the Hospital'.

Or the first dog is punctured and the second dog is pumping it up.

 

[GIOS]

Obviously, the hospital is in another direction.

 

[vernon]

Obviously, the hospital is in another direction.

Should have gone to Specsavers!