Random ideas for new events.

[stephec]

How about drag racing, with a twist. Blokes in women's clothes, teams of 2, one sits in a pram, the other one pushes them down a quarter mile strip, wearing high heels.

An ordinary afternoon round our way.

 

[Fnaar]

Cycle-chat hip-hop & body-popping dance-off

 

[vernon]

I'd have to speak to my osteopath before doing that.

You can't. You sacked him for manipulating your butler.

Remember?

 

[Tim Hall]

Twang them into tree.

To the sound of a klaxon.

 

[Bollo]

INTERNET SHOUTING!!!!!!

 

[luckyfox]

Celebrity Arse kicking. Round up some D-list celebrities and kick their arses everytime one of them tries to make out they are special.

I'm backing this... get it on Kickstarter!!

 

[Hitchington]

Cooking in prison

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

How about drag racing, with a twist. Blokes in women's clothes, teams of 2, one sits in a pram, the other one pushes them down a quarter mile strip, wearing high heels.

Have you been watching me at the weekend?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Snooker on ice, including the table.

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Is that curling?

Would like to see the sweepers sweeping a red into a pocket.

 

[TVC]

Cooking in prison

I believe Gordon Ramsey has already done that one.

 

[Hitchington]

I believe Gordon Ramsey has already done that one.

Unbelievable

 

[Beebo]

Hide the sausage?

 

[Beebo]

Hunt the thimble

What's in my pockets?

 

[vernon]

Precision headphone cat turd depositing.